Cynical Affirmations Bundle star gazing Loaded with retro charm and

Loaded with retro charm and a hint of existential angst

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Cynical Affirmations Bundle star gazing Loaded with retro charm andSo this is the future? Color us unimpressed. The Cynical Affirmations Bundle includes: Cynical Affirmations: 52 wryly sarcastic and relatable quotes that serve as an amusing alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks perfect for the sort of person who's more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine. Printed on thick card stock with soft floral imagery in juxtaposition with the snarky sentiments and a satiny